The Skinny Jeans

We all have them. The jeans we keep for that elusive day when we have the body we had when we were 18. The skinny jeans. What a concept. Do I really think that having babies, working, caring for a family, and turning 40 are things that will lead to a person looking like she is 18 again?
It's time to let go of the skinny jeans. Instead, shake those roomy hips, jiggle that squishy tummy, cut that gorgeous denim into strips, and quilt it!